This is Melvyn. Emboldened by his friend Minxy (I should add his fabulous, elegant friend) he decided to leave Lapland and go somewhere he would be appreciated. He was NEVER picked to pull the sleigh - some rubbish about standing out too much. As he said, who wants to be just one of the herd? He rather fancied somewhere wild and rugged (apparently like his personality so he says) but what he really needs is a bit of pampering and some tlc. I decided to send him off to Anglesey to live with my friend Madge as she fitted the bill perfectly. I did have to warn her to keep him away from Bacardi Breezers!